Pages

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

laki sapa la ni

Wife: “Honey, what are you looking for?’
Husband: “Nothing.
Wife: “Nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?
Husband:” I was looking for the expiry date!
___________________________

<70 year old man asks his wife”Do you feel sad when you see me running behind young girls?”

Wife replied “No, not at all, even dogs chase cars but they can’t drive it.

7 comments:

panadol said...

lelaki mmg slalu mcm nie.
hoohoh

|arieza| said...

hahaha i love these jokes! mmg sungguh benar :p lg2 yg 2nd tu :p

apple of my eyes said...

ehehe...betul gak sebenarnya...

KiD Learns tO FLy™ said...

hahahahah...smart2..cooolll

rossoneri said...

hkahakhakhka suka yang second tuh

lovelylady said...

cool!!!

Stargone said...

aku pun pelik, walaupun aku boleh lari laju.. tapi akhirnye duk lari kat belakang perempuan gak. kenapa agaknye yer.. hehehe!