Wife: “Honey, what are you looking for?’
Husband: “Nothing.
Wife: “Nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?
Husband:” I was looking for the expiry date!
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<70 year old man asks his wife”Do you feel sad when you see me running behind young girls?”
Wife replied “No, not at all, even dogs chase cars but they can’t drive it.
7 comments:
lelaki mmg slalu mcm nie.
hoohoh
hahaha i love these jokes! mmg sungguh benar :p lg2 yg 2nd tu :p
ehehe...betul gak sebenarnya...
hahahahah...smart2..cooolll
hkahakhakhka suka yang second tuh
cool!!!
aku pun pelik, walaupun aku boleh lari laju.. tapi akhirnye duk lari kat belakang perempuan gak. kenapa agaknye yer.. hehehe!
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